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Stikee Situations.... 5/19/2006
This will be a series of questions I'm going to post
every week asking what you would do if certain situations
ever arose in your relationship. Please stayed tuned because
you're gonna run across a few things that will make
you say "HMMM".....
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Say you are at your lovers house and you're in the bathroom
washing up after a night of hot passionate ...
5 Comments, 415 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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His and her road trips 5/10/2006
His & Hers Road Trips
HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.
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HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's
the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's
right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls ...
1 Comments, 170 Views,
43 Votes
,5.73 Score
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My latest brush with true love 5/4/2006
So I’m going at it like a Drunken Viking. I’ve got a hand on
the back of her head, not too hard but still pushing her face
to pillow. I’m tagging bottom with every thrust and digging
it. She likes it rough and this is about as rough as I can give
it.
Knock, knock.
I grab a bottle of personal lube and squirt some down the
crack of her ass, and start working it in ...
0 Comments, 365 Views,
15 Votes
,2.98 Score
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i want relationship horror stories, please true only. 4/3/2006
i want everyone who reads this to reply with thier worst
relationship horror stories, true only please.
4 Comments, 520 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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A Tall Erotic Tail 3/20/2006
I'm traveling around the country visiting friends
and when I get to an old friends town. He graciouly invites
me to stay at his house. After an evening of drinking wine
and talking about old times. Leaving us both buzzed and
happy by the time we call it a night. I go to the bathroom and
when I come out he is standing in the hall. I smile. Goodnight,
I say. Goodnight, he says but neither of ...
0 Comments, 143 Views,
61 Votes
,3.89 Score
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Humorous beginners guide to AdultFriendFinder 3/19/2006
Troll… group name for the fakers, timewasters, wannabes,
and stalkers, those needing a life and those pretending
to have one. The desperados, self professed greats and
great pretenders, the masqueraders and misbehavers.
The picture collectors and traders. Those that email everyone
and those that email one person over and over and over and
over and over and over… In most cases ...
1 Comments, 356 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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the pussy fart 3/16/2006
there is nothing more humorous to me than a woman who queefs
after sex....it is kind of erotic because it means the pussy
is really wet, but the sounds is just too much to take....lol
3 Comments, 320 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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if she say's no 3/16/2006
guy's if you meet a female and all she want's to
do is give head and she won't let you fuck or touch her
pussy then you might wanna run because this female really
might be a male.
2 Comments, 155 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Tips for a Happy Relationship...... 3/4/2006
Borrowed from the late, great Red Skelton.
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1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, share good food and companionship. She goes
on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
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2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California
and mine is in New York.
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3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way
back.
...
2 Comments, 154 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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flame that burns forever 2/25/2006
I belive the key point in a relationship is humor and sex.
You have to be able to take a joke.Taking every word seriously
makes not only you but the other person miserable. With
that said however there is a line that shouldnt be crossed,
which you only learn through trial and error.A helpful
technique to use around other people when your partner
pisses you off, is to respond with something ...
0 Comments, 157 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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My Brother Does 2/25/2006
One of the best real life stories I ever heard goes back to
my college days. Some guys I knew had been out drinking and
they were heading back to the university on the bus. They
got off a couple of stops too early and were following a young
woman who was probably heading home after work. Said young
woman was very easy on the eyes and they were slightly drunk.
One of them yelled out to ...
0 Comments, 408 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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mating 2/20/2006
Some species mate for life. Wolves, eagles, penguins,
and other species... once mated will never take another
mate. Humans however, will not only take another after
mating, but will take another during, before and after
mating originally.
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Why succumb to the socially accepted norm??
6 Comments, 283 Views,
15 Votes
,3.59 Score
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Philofecies 2/17/2006
I lick girls' rumps. I like to lick girls' rumps.
Girls like to have their rumps licked. Most girls won't
admit they've had their rump licked, let alone enjoyed
having their rump licked. But believe you me, if you lick
a girl's rump, she'll love you for life. In fact,
that was my high school yearbook quote.
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My conviction to 'slurping the brown pucker'
doesn't stem from ...
2 Comments, 209 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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QUICKY OR NOT? 2/12/2006
DO WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN SEX GOES ON FOR HOURS?
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT WHEN ITS QUICK AND WHEN IT GOES ON
FOR HOURS BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN SHE WANTS
A QUICKY OR THE LONG HALL?
PLEASE HELP
1 Comments, 573 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score
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WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN 2/6/2006
WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
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NOTHING
This is the ...
0 Comments, 258 Views,
11 Votes
,5.78 Score
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This is for the girls 1/28/2006
This is for the girls who understand that they aren't
perfect and neither are the guys they're interested
in.. This is for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and
obsess over the slightest glance, whisper or touch because
somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe,
just maybe this time he'll have understood.. This
is a homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are ...
3 Comments, 290 Views,
16 Votes
,6.21 Score
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Blind Date Blunder... 1/25/2006
A friend and I were out one evening in a pub... (we're
both male) shortly upon arrival, he confessed as to why
we were there, that is, it was no accident...
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No, he had arranged a blind date for the two of us - knowing
I would have probably refused to attend otherwise. All
things considered, we were already there.
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We positioned ourselves near the door, so as to ...
1 Comments, 289 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Little Lesson in Oral 1/25/2006
A long time ago, when I was young, dumb, and well..not full
of cum (as I'm female), but rather lusty in my ways~
I learned a valuable lesson. I was only 16, and my parents
had went to Garmisch for a vacation when we lived in Germany.
I, of course, decided to have a party and invite all of my
friends, including my then boyfriend and a few hot guys
I enjoyed flirting with. One of these guys ...
4 Comments, 873 Views,
46 Votes
,4.74 Score
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AdultFriendFinder 12/10/2005
AdultFriendFinder ---- thats the joke ha
1 Comments, 475 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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Would you join a group... 12/5/2005
Dear AdultFriendFinder members;
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How many of you would be willing to join a discussion group,
where the membership requirements are. That you must be
willing to go with a current group member or the group’s
moderator, for free and anonymous HIV testing (say within
thirty 30 days from joining the group) and share your test
results with each other to prove that you are both HIV ...
2 Comments, 364 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Your Sex Sign Reading ... 12/3/2005
Aquarius
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Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists
and turns
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Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when
a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more
an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks
aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship,
it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns ...
1 Comments, 269 Views,
10 Votes
,5.38 Score
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Emails back and forth at work.... 11/29/2005
Dear Sam,
I am writing to you from work, where I am getting nothing
done.
I want to suck you off.
It's all I can think about and I am totally distracted.
I just want to bury my head in your lap, smell your intoxicating
smell, and lick, suck & swallow all of you.
I love to do it, and you know it.
I want to hear you moan and beg for more. I love that, too.
I have nothing ...
0 Comments, 478 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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satisfied never 11/23/2005
you know when I saw the handle I was hopeful. but I must of
misinterpreted it he's not the one never satisfied.
you are. Love the broad chest and the beautiful faced just
make sure you have your dildo and lots of batteries. I speak
from experience. One lost soul
1 Comments, 209 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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laughing 11/17/2005
humour is the key to a good relationship to be able to leugh
together and at each other is quite refreshing
2 Comments, 78 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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the balls 11/10/2005
is it just me or do we not want to have anything to do with the
balls??lol really though. Some can be stinky just like
pussies...and they just sit there so why bother?? I know
i get right in there and do what i can to please my man but it
can become bothersome...no?
2 Comments, 218 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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Normal Shrinkage and other things? 10/26/2005
Things I sometimes wonder about....
If you cook meat it shrinks. So heat causes shrinkage. Yes?
Yet some guys claim cold water causes "ahem"
shrinkage!
Why do they call it a blow job? I don't consider it a job
(it's fun), and I don't think I've
ever blown on one!
Why is the person in the next car always seem to be either
combing their hair, picking their ...
0 Comments, 369 Views,
21 Votes
,5.35 Score
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Blind Date Ditch 10/24/2005
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Blind dates are just plain scary, but it gets a lot worse
when you meet them and discover they are far from even the
most meager of hopes you had for them to be what you wanted.
Here's some tips on how to get rid of them, fast!
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date ...
0 Comments, 214 Views,
4 Votes
,4.80 Score
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Bartender's Guide 9/29/2005
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
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*Drink: Beer, Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a ...
3 Comments, 467 Views,
18 Votes
,4.63 Score
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When sex is funny...its more fun 9/17/2005
We all want sex to be fun, of course, but how about funny?
This may seem like a demented concept, but laughter makes
us feel better, and what better confidence booster than
to be able to laugh with your partner comfortably when you
are sitting there naked as jay birds. Laughter is healthy,
and sex is healthy, so why shouldn't the two go together.
I remeber one time a girlfriend and I were ...
1 Comments, 131 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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This is just a little joke you can share with whomever!!! 8/31/2005
One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from
prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl
looked at him and said "I want to have sex."
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So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they
do their thing. When they were finished he threw the condom
out the window. A few seconds later the girl looks at him
and says "I want to have sex ...
1 Comments, 381 Views,
16 Votes
,1.07 Score
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